mydogsnokes:

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

yo the simpsons be droppin truth bombs 

darrencrisscrosschrist:

beforeyougetuskilled:

tylersthings:

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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It’s TOO GOOD AND MY EYELIDS ARE WATERFALLS

OH GOD

Just drown the plant why don’t you

yessssssss MORE OF THIS

carmens-races:

Happy 125th birthday Charlie! Thank you so much for your amazing movies and even more amazing personality. Thank you for making generations laugh. Thank you for putting a smile on my face. I hope you’re enjoying everlasting bliss you beautiful soul! I’ll love you forever and you shall not be forgotten. <3

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i second this!

thought of the best place to write today! or at least a new place to try.. this bar on the lakefront thats very chill and probably empty in the afternoon and has a sofa next to a fireplace and i can be in peace with a beer just like real writers!

anukii:

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

And let’s not forget the white man who left his infant child in a car and got no punishment but a news interview and “possible” charges.
As I began to love myself - Charlie Chaplin on his 70th birthday

clonefusion:

As I began to love myself I found that anguish and emotional suffering are only warning signs that I was living against my own truth.
Today, I know, this is AUTHENTICITY.

As I began to love myself I understood how much it can offend somebody as I try to force my desires on this person, even though I knew the time was not right and the person was not ready for it, and even though this person was me.
Today I call it RESPECT.

As I began to love myself I stopped craving for a different life, and I could see that everything that surrounded me was inviting me to grow.
Today I call it MATURITY.

As I began to love myself I understood that at any circumstance, I am in the right place at the right time, and everything happens at the exactly right moment, so I could be calm.
Today I call it SELF-CONFIDENCE.

As I began to love myself I quit steeling my own time, and I stopped designing huge projects for the future. Today, I only do what brings me joy and happiness, things I love to do and that make my heart cheer, and I do them in my own way and in my own rhythm.
Today I call it SIMPLICITY.

As I began to love myself I freed myself of anything that is no good for my health – food, people, things, situations, and everything that drew me down and away from myself. At first I called this attitude a healthy egoism.
Today I know it is LOVE OF ONESELF.

As I began to love myself I quit trying to always be right, and ever since I was wrong less of the time.
Today I discovered that is MODESTY.

As I began to love myself I refused to go on living in the past and worry about the future. Now, I only live for the moment, where EVERYTHING is happening.
Today I live each day, day by day, and I call it FULFILLMENT.

As I began to love myself I recognized that my mind can disturb me and it can make me sick. But As I connected it to my heart, my mind became a valuable ally.
Today I call this connection WISDOM OF THE HEART.

We no longer need to fear arguments, confrontations or any kind of problems with ourselves or others. Even stars collide, and out of their crashing new worlds are born.
Today I know THAT IS LIFE!

Charlie never ceases to amaze me

disneydreams-forever:

FUCK YEAH CUTE WISHES | via Tumblr op We Heart It

disneydreams-forever:

FUCK YEAH CUTE WISHES | via Tumblr op We Heart It

food52:

How does your garden grow?

Read more: Sprouting Seedlings in Eggshells on Food52.

myroyalobsession:

William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha

I really love her for this.